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- Are you the one... - Adalberto!
- Es usted la que... - ¡Adalberto!
- How do you know? - I can see...
- ¿Cómo supo mi nombre? - Yo veo...
- Are you gonna do that joke with the name tag insert? - Nooo...
- ¿Ustedes van a hacer la broma del cartel con el nombre? - Noooooo...
Your future looks promising...
Su futuro es prometedor...
- Really? - Just kidding. Pick a card.
- ¿En serio? - No, es broma. Tome una carta.
Now look at it, show it to everybody...
Ahora mírela, muéstrela a todos...
Put it back in the stack.
Colóquela de nuevo en el mazo.
All right...
Muy bien...
The card.
La carta.
- It's in the stack. - But what does the card mean?
- Está en el mazo. - Pero, ¿qué significa la carta?
- You're the one who saw it. - But I don't know what it means, I thought...
Fue usted quien la vio. - Pero yo no sé lo que significa la carta, yo pensé que usted... - ¡Ah!
What do you see?
¿Qué es lo que ve?
- Me? - Yes...
- ¿Yo? - Sí...
- I see a lot of shells! - You're good!
- Yo veo un montón de caracoles. - Usted es bueno...
But what do the shells say?
Pero, ¿qué dicen los caracoles?
What is it, what is it?
¿Qué pasó? ¿Qué pasó?
They are silent...
Están en silencio...
The sign says you read cowrie-shells,
Debe ser un error, afuera dice que usted lee los buzios,
- tarot cards, crystal ball, coffee grounds... - Coffee...
- el tarot, la bola de cristal, la borra del café... - Café...
Yes, coffee!
¡Eso, café!
Here's the coffee.
Aquí está el café.
You want some more?
¿Quiere más?
No, I want you to read the coffee grounds, I wanna know what will happen in my life!
No, quiero que lea la borra del café, ¡quiero saber cómo va a ser mi vida!
- Life! Life is a game... - What is this board doing...
- ¡La vida! La vida es un juego... - ¿Qué hace ese tablero arriba de la...
I love this game! Spin the roulette!
¡Me encanta este juego! Gire la ruleta, ¡gire la ruleta!
I didn't come here to spin a roulette! I'm here to...
No vine aquí para girar la ruletita, vine para...
- You are the blue one, right? - Yeah. Look, I don't care...
- Usted es el azulcito, ¿verdad? - Sí. Mire, yo no quiero saber...
- Are you single or are you married? - I'm running out of patience with you ma'am...
- ¿Usted es soltero o casado? - Mi paciencia ya está por aquí...
No patience, you're married. Surely you're married.
Paciencia agotada, es casado. Seguramente es casado.
I know you're having fun with the pins and the cars,
Se está divirtiendo con los pinitos para poner los autos,
but I'm leaving, okay? Thank you.
pero yo me voy a ir, ¿bien? Muchas gracias.
- Bad news! - What is it, what is it?
- Ay, ¡malas noticias! - ¿Qué sucedió, qué sucedió?
Your aunt got married. Give me $100.
Su tía se casó. Déme 100 reales.
My aunt Odete?
¿Mi tía Odete?
- Yes, Odete! - Turns out I don't have an aunt called Odete.
Sí, Odete... Sucede que no tengo ninguna tía llamada Odete.
Bad news!
- ¡Malas noticias! - Ahh...
She's right beside you!
- ¡Ella está a su lado! - ¡Aaah!
- Give me $100. - You want coffee, Odete?
- Déme 100 reales. - ¿Quiere café, Odete?
He's imitating me.
Él me está imitando.
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