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<i>I'm almost home. 10 minutes. Oh, shit.</i>
Estoy llegando. Llego a casa en diez minutos. Que mierda.
<i>Ok. I'll call you later. Shit.</i>
Te llamo luego. Mierda.
License, vehicle registration and come with me, please Sir.
El carnet, los papeles y salga del vehículo, por favor.
What is this check point about?
¿Es un control de alcoholemia?
This check point is exclusive to check the marijuana usage, Sir.
Es un control exclusivamente para detectar marihuana, señor.
-Do I have to blow on something? -No, it's a psychotechnic test.
- ¿Y tengo que soplar? - No. Es una prueba psicotécnica.
Please, stay on that exact spot.
Quédese quieto en esa línea.
Please, observe our dear Corporal Peçanha.
Por favor, observe a nuestro querido Cabo Pessanha.
Peçanha, do the little dance for him.
Pessanha, baila para él.
Isn't it funny as hell?
¿No es gracioso? ¿Demasiado?
Very funny, huh? Hilarious.
Súper gracioso, ¿verdad? Hilarante.
Sorry, this is nonsense.
Perdona, pero esto no tiene ningún sentido.
Now we're going to do a memory test. Look at Peçanha...
Ok. Ahora vamos con la prueba de memoria, señor.
and tell me who composed the hit "Shake Your Booty."
Quédese mirando a Pessanha. ¿Cómo se llama el compositor del hit llamado "Mexe a Cadeira"?
Vinny.
Vinny.
Name of the Corporal?
¿Nombre del cabo?
Peçanha.
Pessanha.
I need to know the names of the components of "Planet Hemp Band."
Diga los nombres de los componentes de la banda Planet Hemp.
Marcelo D2, B Negão, and...
Marcelo D2, B Negão y...
-You forgot? -No, I didn't...
¿No se acuerda?
I just don't know that information. I prefer Country music.
No, no es eso. No lo sé. Prefiero otra música.
Think fast! Name of the Corporal?
¡Piensa rápido!
Peçanha.
¿Nombre del cabo? Pessanha.
Sir, we cooked beans... it's delicious...
Señor, hemos hecho una. comida Está deliciosa.
and we kept in a bowl with guava jam...
Las hemos guardado en una fiambrera, junto con un Goaiaba.
Teixeira?
¿Teixeira?
-Do you want some? -No, thank you. I'm good.
- ¿Quieres un poco? - No, gracias. Estoy bien.
You passed the marijuana test.
Ha pasado el control de marihuana, señor.
I'm gonna ask you to keep going... there you will have to take a crack test.
Le voy a pedir que vaya más adelante para someterse al control de crack.
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