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ĄOpa! żque esta pasando aca ? -Creo q hay policias durmiendo en el trabajo.
Hey! What's going on over here?
-No chicos, estamos en la hora de descanso. -Bajen del móvil .
I think it's a cop sleeping on the job. 10-4 Armando?
-Hermano dejame q te explique... -No te estoy hablando a vos. Bajen del móvil mierda! Vamos! -Dejame q te explique...
No... we... are just... on our break.
-ĄExplícale a mi mano! Ąhijo de puta! yo no pago tu salario para que estes durmiendo en el auto, ĄMierda! -ĄDejame oler su mano!
- Out of the car. - Let me explain...
-Dale, olele la mano. żComo está esa mano?
I'm not talking to you, damn it! Get out of the fucking car!
-żQue es eso? ĄEs olor a soborno! Es olor a dinero del cafecito, Ąmalandro! -No, yo pedi dinero para comprar remedios a mi madre -żPara tu mami?
Come on.
todo este dinero aquí es para tu mamá?
- I can explain... - Explain it to my hand, bitch!
Tu mamá es rica... -ĄDejame ver! ĄDejame ver! -ĄBuena! żes caro ese remedio no?
I'm not paying you for you to sleep in police cars, damn it!
-żqué? żva a comprarlo en Cancun? -No, nada que ver loco... -Loco un carajo, Ąhijo de puta!
- I'm going to smell your hand. - How is that hand?
Ąél no es tu amigo! Para vos, Ciudadano Miguel y ciudadano Armando. -żEntendiste? Ąmierda!
What is this? Do I smell bribery?
-ĄBuena este dinero sirve para comprar una farmacia! ĄVayan! -ĄDale mierda!
Is that the smell of bribery money?
ĄVayan hijos de puta! ĄDale! ĄEso!
- No, I saved money to buy medicine to my mom...
Aca.. żQue tiene acá? ah... żesto es spry de pimienta?
To your mom? Which money?
ĄMe case! ĄMe case! -żTiene malas intenciones oficial?
Is it all for your mom? Wow! Your mother is wealthy!
-chicos, chicos es que la calle... -ĄExplícale a mi mano! hijo de puta
- Let me see this. - It's for the medicine.
-żEsto que es? Bota de marca.. ĄEsta bonita! -ĄExplícale a mi mano! mierda -ĄNo me mires a la cara!
What an expensive medicine. Are you buying it in Cancun?
-Es el uniforme Ąpadrón de la corporación! 0:00:41.041,1193:02:47.295 ĄMe case! Ąme case! -Ąah! ese es el uniforme padrón, Ąhijo de puta!
- Come on, buddy... - Shut up, you son of a bitch!
bueno, si tu salario es una miseria żcomó tenes eso de marca?
Don't call him buddy. He is not your fucking friend!
-ĄMi papá me los dio! -żSabes quién le encantaria tener uno de esos uniformes...?
It's citizen Miguel and citizen Armando, for you. Got it?
Mi papá..... -żNo escuchaste? -ĄSacátelo Mierda! -Sacátelo, Ąmierda carajo!
You can buy a drugstore with all this money.
-żEstaban yendo a dónde? -Paramos a almorzar...
Let's search them, Miguel. Come on.
-żA dónde? żQué estaban comiendo?
Turn around, you son of a bitch!
-a ver... -Eruptá.
What is this?
Eruptá! -żEn cristal? ĄEntonces Pescado!! 0:00:58.058,1193:02:47.295 Vos vas a alzarlo y vas a pasear por la plaza diciendo:
What is this? Is this pepper spray?
-ĄYo comiendo salchicha! y Ąvos pescado! -ĄFilet grillado!
Do you have any second intentions, Officer?
Ąy eso esta bien! żpor que? ĄPor qué soy mierda! -Él es mierda, vos no sos mierda
- Look, we found this and... - You found it, son of a bitch?
ży vos? Ąno me mires a la cara! ĄNo te dí permiso para mirarme a la cara! Tienen que mirar al piso
What is this? Fancy boots?
Yo voy ahora, a llamar a sus esposas. Ąy les voy a decir que estaban en el quilombo! -Mira, puede ser que lo resolvamos de una forma
Looking good. Is this linen?
żdónde todos salgamos beneficiados? -Él esta insinuando aquello que esta intentando sugerir, żo qué?
- It's the standard uniform. - 100% cotton?
-No, él está diciendo que es mejor para todos hacer de la manera que sea mejor para todos.
Is this the standard uniform, you son of a bitch?
-Vamos a hacer lo siguiente, vengan. Los vamos a liberar -ĄMuchas gracias!
Your wage is ridiculous and you are wearing expensive uniforms? - My father gave me. - Your father gave you? Do you know who would love to get a uniform like this? - My father. - Didn't you hear him?
-Pero hay una condición. 0:01:18.078,1193:02:47.295 Hoy es día de diversión.
- What? - Get this shit off! Damn it! Get it off! Where were you going? - We stopped to eat... - Eat where?
What did you eat? What did you eat? - Chicken. - Huh? Burp. Burp. It's not chicken, it's fish! It's fish, you son of a bitch?
While I am eating sausage, you are eating fish! Grilled halibut? Is this right? Why? Because I am a loser! You are a loser, damn it! You are a loser.
Don't look at my face! I didn't give you permission to look at my face! Eyes to the ground! Now, I will, calmly, call your wives
and I will tell them that you were partying. Don't you think we can solve this in a way where everyone benefits? Are you insinuating what you are trying to suggest?
He is trying to say that it's better for everyone to do this in a way that is better for everyone. Come here. - We will let you guys go. - Thank you very much.
There is a condition. A little condition. This is a happy day. This is a fun day. You will pick him up and carry him, and you will cross this square saying:
"I got married! I got married!" - Cool, we will do it. - Now. Come on horsey! Let's go! Pick him up, you son of a bitch!
Like a baby. You got married. Let's go. So pretty. Run that way. "I got married." - I got married. - Oh, boy.
Wait, I can explain... Explain it to my hand, you son of a bitch! Explain it to my hand, you son of a bitch! Explain it to my hand, you son of a bitch!
Wait, I will explain... Explain it to my hand, you son of a bitch! Explain it to my hand, damn it! Don't look at my face! Don't look at my face!
I didn't give you permission to look at my face! Explain it to my hand, damn it! Explain it to my hand.
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