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Look, there's Macedo. He's showing off, so full of himself.
Regarde Macedo. Il est imbu de lui-même.
You're always provoking him, leave him alone for a minute.
Tu te railles beaucoup de lui. Laisse-le tranquille.
But he's a fucking jerk, I hate him.
Putain, salaud de merde, je le déteste.
All he does is going out to clubs and drinking, you know?
Il veut aller en boîte et se soûler avec caipisaké.
Why didn't he show up for practice yesterday? He had a hangover.
Il n'est pas venu s'entraîné hier, il avait la gueule de bois.
-Where did you read that? -Newspaper. I don't know.
- Où as-tu vu ça? - Dans le journal, chais pas.
Newspaper? But you're right, he's being flaky today.
Journal? C'est vrai, il traîne les pieds aujourd'hui.
-He is! Damn. -Hey, Macedo! <i>If you can't take it, ask to quit and retire!</i>
- Ouais. - Regarde... <i>Macedo, si tu n'en peux plus, sors et prends ta retraite!</i>
<i> Hell yeah! Hey, Macedo, what's the matter?</i> <i>You have a mistress and you don't tell your wife!</i>
Ouais! <i>Macedo, c'est quoi ça? Tu ne dis pas à ta femme sur ta maîtresse?</i>
-Where did you read that one? -In a magazine.
Où as-tu lu ça?
-What magazine? -A celebrity gossip magazine...
- Dans une revue. - Quelle revue? Une revue de potins, de soaps, de salon de coiffure.
-I don't know. -Damn.
- Chais pas... - Merde alors...
Guys, help me out here.
Les gens, aidez-moi!
<i>I call Macedo</i>
<i>J'appelle Macedo...</i>
<i>His phone rings but he doesn't pick up</i>
<i>le téléphone sonne et il ne répond pas.</i>
<i>When I call him from another number</i> <i>That's when he picks up</i>
<i>Quand j'appelle d'un autre numéro, alors il le répond.</i>
-Do you call Macedo? -Me? No, not me.
Tu l'appelle? Pas moi, c'est une expression.
Hypothetically speaking. "Me" can be any person.
Hypothétiquement parlant, ce peut être n'importe qui.
"I" call, but it's not me.
Ce n'est pas moi qui l'appelle.
Oh, ok. But you can´t offend him just because he doesn´t answer his phone, right?
D'ac. Mais dire qu'il ne répond pas n'est pas le jurer.
Well, yeah.
Ouais...
<i>Hey, Macedo, what's your problem?</i>
<i>Macedo, qu'est-ce que tu veux?</i>
<i>You knock me up and make me abort for nothing!</i>
<i>Tu mets en cloque et on doit avorter pour rien.</i>
Goddammit, that one was harsh. He's even looking at us now.
Putain, t'as été dure, il nous regarde.
It's good, he needs to hear some truths! He needs that!
C'est bon, il doit vraiment écouter la vérité.
<i>Macedo thinks he fools me</i>
<i>Macedo croit qu'il me dupe...</i>
<i>Saying he's gonna leave his wife to be with me</i>
<i>en disant qu'il va quitter sa femme pour être avec moi...</i>
<i>But it's enough for me</i> <i>You won't fuck this hottie here anymore!</i>
<i>Mais pour moi, ça suffit. Cette meuf tu ne baises plus!</i>
-This one had no rhythm, huh? -Yeah, I know.
- Ça n'avait pas de rythme. - Je sais.
-Kinda lost the elegance. -Yeah.
T'es sorti de la métrique. Faisons l'essentiel...
Let's go with the basics: -Mercenary! Mercenary! -No, it's better not, man.
<i>Mercenaire! Mercenaire!</i>
He would have a reason to be pissed.
Non, non, il aura raison d'être en pétard.
Because money was never an issue. Money wise he was always great.
Il y a toujours de l'argent. L'argent... On a toujours eu tout. Tu sais?
You know? That's what they say, what I've heard.
C'est qu'on dit. Je l'ai entendu dire.
<i>Macedo, what's the deal? Are we meeting at the club tonight?</i>
<i>Macedo, c'est quoi ça? Nous irons toujours à la boîte.</i>
Weird...
Bizarre...
<i>Hey, bimbo, how's it gonna be?</i>
<i>Salope, qu'est-ce qu'on fait?</i>
<i>Macedo is mine, go find another dick!</i>
<i>Il est à moi, cherche une autre bite!</i>
-Wait a minute... -Hey, tramp!
<i>Garce, ne parle pas avec moi!</i>
<i>Don't even talk to me</i> <i>Macedo told me he fucks you out of pity</i>
<i>Il dit qu'il te baise par pitié!</i>
<i>Hey, you flaccid whore, so fucking flaccid!</i>
<i>Conne flasque, foutrement molle!</i>
<i>Shut up, or you're gonna break your teeth!</i>
<i>Tais-toi, ou tu auras les dents cassés!</i>
<i>Who's gonna break my teeth? You fucking limp chicken!</i>
<i>Qui cassera mes dents?</i> <i>Conne éclopée de merde!</i>
Goal, damn it!
Ils ont marqué putain!
-That was for me, for me! -He's mine! He's mine!
- C'est pour moi! - Il est à moi!
Mine, Macedo!
Mon Macedo!
<i>It's not easy, my son looks like you and you don't even pay child support</i>
<i>Ce n'est pas facile...</i> <i>mon fils te ressemble et tu ne paies pas la pension!</i>
<i>No one stops this womanizer</i>
<i>Personne n'arrête ce coureur!</i>
<i>He fucked my wife, he fucked my sister, he fucked my grandpa</i>
<i>Il a baisé ma femme, ma soeur, il a baisé mon grand-père!</i>
<i>Let's go, Macedo!</i>
<i>Allez, Macedo, payer mon versement!</i>
<i>Pay my debts Let's go, Macedo</i>
<i>Allez, Macedo, m'acheter une télé!</i>
<i>Pay for my television Let's go, Macedo</i>
<i>Allez, Macedo...</i>
<i>Go fuck yourself, Macedo!</i>
Va te faire foutre, Macedo!
<i>Hey, Macedo, go fuck yourself Now I know who gave me HPV</i>
<i>Macedo, va te faire foutre...</i> <i>Maintenant je sais de qui j'ai chopé le VPH!</i>
<i>One time Macedo, two times Macedo</i>
<i>Une fois Macedo, deux fois Macedo, trois fois Macedo...</i>
<i>Three times Macedo, four times Macedo</i> <i>Five times... always Macedo! Enough, Macedo! Enough!</i>
Quatre fois Macedo, cinq... Toujours Macedo! Assez!
Son of a bitch!
Fils de pute!
<i>What dick is this...?</i>
Quelle bite...
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