How to Crash a Wedding Joana Ceddia English Turkish

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-Playing wedding music with kazoo- -Playing wedding music with kazoo-

-Kazoo ile düğün müziği çalmak- dev hizmeet

Hello my dudes, bridezilla here. Hello my dudes, bridezilla here.

Merhaba dostlarım, bridezilla burada.

First of all, let's talk about the elephant in the room. First of all, let's talk about the elephant in the room.

Her şeyden önce, odadaki fil hakkında konuşalım.

-Over-enthusiastic zoom in cuz why not -

-Çünkü aşırı hevesli zoom neden olmasın -

-Over-enthusiastic zoom in cuz why not - My fan mail wall, isn't it beautiful? Okay, let's keep talking. My fan mail wall, isn't it beautiful? Okay, let's keep talking.

Hayran posta duvarım güzel değil mi? Tamam, konuşmaya devam edelim.

-Painting falls off the wall- oops i slipped

-Boyama duvardan düşüyor- kaymışım

-Painting falls off the wall- oops i slipped

Oh hayır!

Oh no! Oh no! So as you can probably tell, I have a wedding to go to today, it's one of my dad's students weddings one of his So as you can probably tell, I have a wedding to go to today, it's one of my dad's students weddings one of his

Muhtemelen anlayabileceğiniz gibi, bugün gideceğim bir düğünüm var, bu babamın öğrencilerinden biri düğünlerinden biri

Ph.D. students are tying the knot and we were gracefully invited. It's a traditional Indian wedding. I've never gone to one so, I'm excited! Ph.D. students are tying the knot and we were gracefully invited. It's a traditional Indian wedding. I've never gone to one so, I'm excited!

Doktora Öğrenciler düğümü bağlıyorlar ve biz de nazikçe davet edildik. Geleneksel bir Hint düğünü. Hiç birine gitmedim, çok heyecanlıyım!

It's gonna be a new experience. Now obviously I would wear this dress, It's gonna be a new experience. Now obviously I would wear this dress,

Yeni bir deneyim olacak. Şimdi belli ki bu elbiseyi giyerdim,

but there's a little bit of a rule when you go to weddings but there's a little bit of a rule when you go to weddings

ama düğünlere gittiğinizde biraz kural var

You're not allowed to wear white because you're not supposed to look better than the bride and that's kind of an issue for me because You're not allowed to wear white because you're not supposed to look better than the bride and that's kind of an issue for me because

Beyaz giymenize izin verilmiyor çünkü gelinden daha iyi görünmemeniz gerekiyor ve bu benim için bir sorun çünkü

I look better than everyone. -Gags- So instead I opted for this little pink satin number from Aritzia. I look better than everyone. -Gags- So instead I opted for this little pink satin number from Aritzia.

Herkesten daha iyi görünüyorum. Bunun yerine Aritzia'nın bu küçük pembe saten numarasını seçtim.

I mean, Aritzia coming in and hot for the millionth time here and then on my feet I am donning my sparkly prom shoes! :D I mean, Aritzia coming in and hot for the millionth time here and then on my feet I am donning my sparkly prom shoes! :D

Demek istediğim, Aritzia buraya milyonlarca kez sıcak geliyor ve sonra ayaklarımda parlak balo ayakkabılarımı giyiyorum! : D

I want to wear these again. I don't care if it matches, I want to wear these again. I don't care if it matches,

Bunları tekrar giymek istiyorum. Eşleşip eşleşmediği umurumda değil,

So shut up.

Kes sesini.

So shut up. The wedding starts at 4 p.m The wedding starts at 4 p.m

Düğün 16: 00'da başlıyor

It's just past 11 right now, and we have a lot of things to do. It's just past 11 right now, and we have a lot of things to do.

Şu anda 11'i geçti ve yapacak çok işimiz var.

Not really, but I know procrastination will set in at one point. So we just better get a head start right now Not really, but I know procrastination will set in at one point. So we just better get a head start right now

Pek değil, ama ertelemenin bir noktada başlayacağını biliyorum. Bu yüzden hemen şimdi başlasak iyi olur

Hello my dudes.

Merhaba dostlarım.

Hello my dudes. So usually I don't do anything in the way of skin care when I'm getting ready to go somewhere, So usually I don't do anything in the way of skin care when I'm getting ready to go somewhere,

Yani genellikle bir yere gitmeye hazırlandığımda cilt bakımı yolunda hiçbir şey yapmıyorum,

But here's a thing, somebody sent to my PO box this avocado face mask. But here's a thing, somebody sent to my PO box this avocado face mask.

Ama işte bir şey, birisi PO kutuma bu avokado yüz maskesini gönderdi.

There is no question that I have to do this. It would be offensive not to. I've never done a face mask if my face There is no question that I have to do this. It would be offensive not to. I've never done a face mask if my face

Bunu yapmak zorunda olduğum hiç bir soru yok. Olmamak saldırgan olurdu. Yüzüm olursa hiç yüz maskesi yapmadım

explodes no video ever so.. explodes no video ever so..

hiç video patlamaz ..

Have fun with that. Have fun with that.

Bununla eğlenin.

Oh my god it's in my mouth.. My eczema is definitely gonna throw a temper tantrum in like 20 minutes. Oh my god it's in my mouth.. My eczema is definitely gonna throw a temper tantrum in like 20 minutes.

Aman tanrım ağzımda .. Egzamam kesinlikle 20 dakika içinde öfke nöbeti atacak.

I feel like I look ridiculous (you look great btw)

Kendimi saçma gibi hissediyorum (harika görünüyorsun )

I feel like I look ridiculous (you look great btw) I can't really see myself right now because I'm not wearing my glasses I can't really see myself right now because I'm not wearing my glasses

Kendimi şu an gerçekten göremiyorum çünkü gözlüklerimi takmıyorum .d

So I'm gonna take a bit of a break let this dry So I'm gonna take a bit of a break let this dry

Bu yüzden biraz ara vereceğim, kurumasına izin ver

Let my skin

Bırak cildim

Let my skin Absorb all the avocado Absorb all the avocado

Tüm avokadoyu emsin

Magic and then I'll see you guys in a bit. The skin of a mule, the fur of a sheep, the scent of a skunk Magic and then I'll see you guys in a bit. The skin of a mule, the fur of a sheep, the scent of a skunk

Büyü ve sonra sizi biraz göreceğim. Bir katırın derisi, bir koyun kürkü, kokarca kokusu

"What do these things have in common?" you may be wondering. Nothing. I just wanted to sound cool "What do these things have in common?" you may be wondering. Nothing. I just wanted to sound cool

"Bunların ortak noktası nedir?" merak ediyor olabilirsiniz. Hiçbir şey değil. Sadece havalı gelmek istedim

So I was just waiting for the face mask to work So I was just waiting for the face mask to work

Bu yüzden sadece yüz maskesinin çalışmasını bekliyordum

It's magic and burn my skin off when I realized how r a v e n o u s I was so I decided to make what I like to call, It's magic and burn my skin off when I realized how r a v e n o u s I was so I decided to make what I like to call,

Ne kadar korkunç olduğumu fark ettiğimde sihir ve cildimi yakıyorum, bu yüzden aramayı sevdiğim şeyi yapmaya karar verdim,

'Bootleg mac and cheese' because I'm pretty sure that if Gordon Ramsay saw what the heck I was making he would have a full-fledged heart attack 'Bootleg mac and cheese' because I'm pretty sure that if Gordon Ramsay saw what the heck I was making he would have a full-fledged heart attack

'Bootleg mac and cheese' çünkü Gordon Ramsay ne yaptığımı görürse tam teşekküllü bir kalp krizi geçireceğinden eminim

To start, you fill a pot with water and boil it. Then we get to the noodles To start, you fill a pot with water and boil it. Then we get to the noodles

Başlamak için bir tencereyi suyla doldurun ve kaynatın. Sonra eriştelere ulaşıyoruz

I like to use mong noodles, which are pretty much normal noodles without the carbs and tons of protein I like to use mong noodles, which are pretty much normal noodles without the carbs and tons of protein

Karbonhidrat ve tonlarca protein olmadan hemen hemen normal erişte olan mong eriştelerini kullanmayı seviyorum.

be careful with this stuff though because it's a fat mess to handle. The noodles are as fragile as China and they break if you be careful with this stuff though because it's a fat mess to handle. The noodles are as fragile as China and they break if you

Bu şeylere dikkat et çünkü idare etmek çok zor. Erişte Çin kadar kırılgandır ve eğer

Fart in their direction. Usually 50 grams of this stuff is more than enough for one person Fart in their direction. Usually 50 grams of this stuff is more than enough for one person

Onların yönünde gaz. Genellikle bu malzemelerin 50 gramı bir kişi için fazlasıyla yeterlidir

So take that and put it into the pot. Do I wait for the water to boil? Obviously not, So take that and put it into the pot. Do I wait for the water to boil? Obviously not,

Öyleyse al ve tencereye koy. Suyun kaynamasını bekler miyim? Belli ki değil,

who did you think I was? Now things are about to get really intense. Take one singular ovary, who did you think I was? Now things are about to get really intense. Take one singular ovary,

kim olduğumu sandın? Şimdi işler gerçekten yoğunlaşmak üzere. Bir tekil yumurtalık al,

I mean egg, and shredded cheese of your choice I mean egg, and shredded cheese of your choice

Yani yumurta ve dilimlenmiş peynir

You're gonna need about 25 grams of this. Be careful because it's very tempting to eat it. You're gonna need about 25 grams of this. Be careful because it's very tempting to eat it.

Bunun yaklaşık 25 gramına ihtiyacınız olacak. Dikkatli ol çünkü yemek çok cazip.

Cheese truly is a godsend if you- Cheese truly is a godsend if you-

Peynir gerçekten bir nimettir.

OH MY GOD, THE NOODLES ARE ALIVE.

Aman tanrım, erişte canlı.

OH MY GOD, THE NOODLES ARE ALIVE. This happens every time Joana! This happens every time Joana!

Bu Joana her seferinde olur!

When your noodles look like little green worms When your noodles look like little green worms

Erişteleriniz küçük yeşil solucanlar gibi göründüğünde

It's time to strain it and then back onto the stove it goes. We're gonna have to work fast here It's time to strain it and then back onto the stove it goes. We're gonna have to work fast here

Gerilme zamanı ve sonra sobaya geri dönme zamanı. Burada hızlı çalışmamız gerekecek

so pay attention dudes. Crack that egg into your noodles, so pay attention dudes. Crack that egg into your noodles,

dikkat edin dostlar. O yumurtayı eriştelerin içine sok,

I'm sorry for the disgusting visuals, I'm sorry for the disgusting visuals,

İğrenç görseller için özür dilerim,

and stir it quickly or else the egg will get stuck to the bottom. Then slap on that cheese and keep mixing it and stir it quickly or else the egg will get stuck to the bottom. Then slap on that cheese and keep mixing it

ve çabucak karıştırın yoksa yumurta dibe sıkışır. Sonra o peyniri tokatla ve karıştırmaya devam et

Until it melts. When the bottom of the pot is mostly clean, your abomination is ready. Until it melts. When the bottom of the pot is mostly clean, your abomination is ready.

Eriyene kadar. Tencerenin tabanı çoğunlukla temiz olduğunda, iğrençliğiniz hazırdır.

You can add some salt if you want transfer it to a bowl, and it's ready to devour You can add some salt if you want transfer it to a bowl, and it's ready to devour

Bir kaseye aktarmak istiyorsanız biraz tuz ekleyebilirsiniz ve yutmaya hazırdır

I have to admit it looks like a mess but this is the best mess you will ever eat I have to admit it looks like a mess but this is the best mess you will ever eat

Bir karışıklık gibi göründüğünü itiraf etmeliyim ama bu şimdiye kadar yiyeceğiniz en iyi karışıklık

It's scrumptious and tastes like regular pasta It's scrumptious and tastes like regular pasta

Şahane ve düzenli makarna gibi tadı var

I mean every time I eat this I scrape the bowl so clean I barely have to wash it afterwards. I mean every time I eat this I scrape the bowl so clean I barely have to wash it afterwards.

Yani bunu her yediğimde kâseyi o kadar temizlerim ki daha sonra yıkamak zorunda kalmam.

Hello there.

Selam.

Hello there. Now we're gonna do the nails now here's the thing, okay? A couple days ago, Now we're gonna do the nails now here's the thing, okay? A couple days ago,

Şimdi çivileri yapacağız, şimdi bir şey var, tamam mı? Birkaç gün önce,

I fell down a bit of a rabbit hole on YouTube and I found I fell down a bit of a rabbit hole on YouTube and I found

YouTube'da bir tavşan deliğinden düştüm ve buldum

this trend where people would like rub these powders this trend where people would like rub these powders

insanların bu tozları ovmak istediği bu eğilim

On their nail and it would just be a metallic like a mirror. To me it seemed On their nail and it would just be a metallic like a mirror. To me it seemed

Tırnaklarında ve ayna gibi metalik olurdu. Bana öyle geldi

unnecessary, extremely extra, and exactly what I need to do. I bought the whole getup. The powder like this stuff is expensive unnecessary, extremely extra, and exactly what I need to do. I bought the whole getup. The powder like this stuff is expensive

gereksiz, son derece ekstra ve tam olarak ne yapmam gerekiyor. Bütün satın almayı aldım. Bu gibi tozlar pahalıdır

It's like five dollars for this little thing who- who's It's like five dollars for this little thing who- who's

Bu küçük şey için beş dolar gibi - kim

scamming you people?? I've set up another camera here, there are my beautiful digits. I'm sorry if my fingers make you uncomfortable scamming you people?? I've set up another camera here, there are my beautiful digits. I'm sorry if my fingers make you uncomfortable

insanları dolandırıyorum ?? Burada başka bir kamera kurdum, güzel rakamlarım var. Parmaklarım sizi rahatsız ediyorsa üzgünüm

They make me uncomfortable so...join the party. They make me uncomfortable so...join the party.

Beni rahatsız ediyorlar, bu yüzden ... partiye katıl.

So I'm gonna start with this gel- AH. You see, I'm a professional on this channel So I'm gonna start with this gel- AH. You see, I'm a professional on this channel

Bu jel ile başlayacağım- AH. Görüyorsun, ben bu kanalda profesyonelim

I use two camera angles were reaching new levels of sophistication here. I use two camera angles were reaching new levels of sophistication here.

İki kamera açısı kullanıyorum, burada yeni gelişmişlik düzeylerine ulaşıyordum.

Okay know I need to shine this light on it and I'm kind of terrified that I'm gonna get skin cancer. Okay know I need to shine this light on it and I'm kind of terrified that I'm gonna get skin cancer.

Tamam, bu ışığı ona aydınlatmam gerekiyor ve cilt kanserine yakalanacağım için çok korkuyorum.

Okay. -Turns on contraption-

Tamam. -Korumanın getirileri-

Okay. -Turns on contraption-

Wow! Wow! My fingers are burning. Now we're gonna go in with this white gel polish. Looks like this, smells.. My fingers are burning. Now we're gonna go in with this white gel polish. Looks like this, it smells..

*i n h a l e s*

*d e e p i n h a l e *

Bad. :P xD Bad. :P So here's a thing, do I need a second coat? Definitely, but I don't have the patience for that, So here's a thing, do I need a second coat? Definitely, but I don't have the patience for that,

we're just gonna go with the top coat. we're just gonna go with the top coat.

All of the nail people are shook, All of the nail people are shook,

all of the makeup people, they're also shook. all of the makeup people, they're also shook.

I'm a boobie guru now so fight me. It's time to get messy. Let me zoom you guys in for the mess I'm a boobie guru now so fight me. It's time to get messy. Let me zoom you guys in for the mess

that is about to ensue. that is about to ensue.

That didn't work.

What? What? Why isn't this working? Why isn't this working?

So let me explain what just happened, So let me explain what just happened,

as you can see, I got it to work as you can see, I got it to work

I was using this little silicon tool cuz I wanted to be all professional. It didn't work. I was using this little silicon tool cuz I wanted to be all professional. It didn't work.

So then I started using my finger and I got this beautiful result. Hi. Hey there. So then I started using my finger and I got this beautiful result. Hi. Hey there.

Anyways, I'm gonna do the other hand now and then I'll see you guys when I'm getting my hair done. Anyways, I'm gonna do the other hand now and then I'll see you guys when I'm getting my hair done.

(With blow dryer in the backround) Hello my dudes!

(With blow dryer in the backround) Hello my dudes! So I have a couple updates to give you, So I have a couple updates to give you,

I did my other hand and I kind of messed up a bit because there are some bald spots. I did my other hand and I kind of messed up a bit because there are some bald spots.

AHhhH!

AHhhH! But it's looking pretty good overall. My mom is now doing my hair. After this, But it's looking pretty good overall. My mom is now doing my hair. After this,

I'm just gonna put my dress on, I'm gonna strut my stuff I'm just gonna put my dress on, I'm gonna strut my stuff

out to the car and we're gonna drive all the way to that darn wedding. Tonight it's gonna be fun, out to the car and we're gonna drive all the way to that darn wedding. Tonight it's gonna be fun,

I'm gonna eat a lot of food. I was ready, as ready as I'll ever be, but not gonna lie, I'm gonna eat a lot of food. I was ready, as ready as I'll ever be, but not gonna lie,

the dress was kind of tough to manage. the dress was kind of tough to manage.

I kept on flashing everyone and their third cousin so caution would definitely have to be taken that night. I kept on flashing everyone and their third cousin so caution would definitely have to be taken that night.

My movements would have to be extremely My movements would have to be extremely

calculated. Give me a second, I have to do some trigonometry. Either way calculated. Give me a second, I have to do some trigonometry. Either way

I was looking like a pink satin cupcake with sparkly shoes to match I was looking like a pink satin cupcake with sparkly shoes to match

of course. My mother, her adorable navy blue number, was exquisite. of course. My mother, her adorable navy blue number, was exquisite.

She spent days sewing that thing so that it fit her body perfectly and my dad She spent days sewing that thing so that it fit her body perfectly and my dad

he looked like a businessman. Did my mom point out that his suit was too big for him? he looked like a businessman. Did my mom point out that his suit was too big for him?

Yes, but it's part of the look. Right dad? Yes, but it's part of the look. Right dad?

And then I blacked out and suddenly we were in the car, speeding off to the venue. Things were whizzing and happening all around me. And then I blacked out and suddenly we were in the car, speeding off to the venue. Things were whizzing and happening all around me.

But I only realized two things. One, But I only realized two things. One,

my dress was way too small for my massive guns. They are being strangled, they were screaming for air! my dress was way too small for my massive guns. They are being strangled, they were screaming for air!

The other thing was that this dress was extremely low-cut. The risk of my The other thing was that this dress was extremely low-cut. The risk of my

non-existent boobies popping out was immense so a miniscule safety pin held it together, but don't tell anyone. Before we knew it though, non-existent boobies popping out was immense so a miniscule safety pin held it together, but don't tell anyone. Before we knew it though,

we had arrived and we, we were more than excited. we had arrived and we, we were more than excited.

Joana's father: Hello, Ladies and gentlemen. We are ready for an Indian wedding. Joana's father: Hello, Ladies and gentlemen. We are ready for an Indian wedding.

-Joana laughs-

Joana: Do you have anything to say? Joana: Do you have anything to say? Joana's mom: No, I don't have anything to say. Joana's mom: No, I don't have anything to say.

Anyways, we waltzed into the venue and I immediately went to the washroom because I desperately had to pee. The waterfall was struggling to be Anyways, we waltzed into the venue and I immediately went to the washroom because I desperately had to pee. The waterfall was struggling to be

contained, if you know what I mean.

contained, if you know what I mean. But with that out of the way, my parents and I loitered in the lobby as we waited for the ceremony to begin. We took in But with that out of the way, my parents and I loitered in the lobby as we waited for the ceremony to begin. We took in

our surroundings, there was a lot going on, but in the best way possible. The waterfall was lovely the cherry blossom tree was breathtaking. our surroundings, there was a lot going on, but in the best way possible. The waterfall was lovely the cherry blossom tree was breathtaking.

The apetizers had already been laid out The apetizers had already been laid out

But you weren't allowed to touch them or else the Dementors were gonna suck your soul straight out of your bellybutton. But you weren't allowed to touch them or else the Dementors were gonna suck your soul straight out of your bellybutton.

Everything was fit for a wedding, and a lovely one at that- oh, hey, look, it's the groom. Everything was fit for a wedding, and a lovely one at that- oh, hey, look, it's the groom.

Everything stopped. The stars, the planets, the cars, my breathing. Everything stopped. The stars, the planets, the cars, my breathing.

Wait..

Wait.. We were all congregated around as they carried out their rituals. Then we all paraded into the main room. We were all congregated around as they carried out their rituals. Then we all paraded into the main room.

The ceremony was under way! First, food. Let me tell you, they really did the most here. The ceremony was under way! First, food. Let me tell you, they really did the most here.

There was a large variety of dishes There was a large variety of dishes

it was honestly mesmerizing. There were spring rolls, vegetarian cutlets, vegetarian samosas, and whatever the heck this is. it was honestly mesmerizing. There were spring rolls, vegetarian cutlets, vegetarian samosas, and whatever the heck this is.

Obviously, I took multiple of each. I was here to try everything that complicated thing I can't pronounce turns out Obviously, I took multiple of each. I was here to try everything that complicated thing I can't pronounce turns out

It was deep-fried cottage cheese. I mean hello, I will take 10, please! You can't go wrong with that It was deep-fried cottage cheese. I mean hello, I will take 10, please! You can't go wrong with that

So obviously it tasted heavenly. The vegetable cutlet at first they were flavorful, but then flavorful turned into burning levels of spicy. So obviously it tasted heavenly. The vegetable cutlet at first they were flavorful, but then flavorful turned into burning levels of spicy.

I drowned my pharynx in water, but still kept eating because it was just too good to pass up. Next, the samosa. I drowned my pharynx in water, but still kept eating because it was just too good to pass up. Next, the samosa.

It was good. Again, deep fried anything is harder to get wrong than it is to get right. It was good. Again, deep fried anything is harder to get wrong than it is to get right.

My dad even went back for seconds. I'm not want to talk though because I ate more than my fair share, My dad even went back for seconds. I'm not want to talk though because I ate more than my fair share,

that's for sure. Suddenly the lights dimmed something was happening...we observed as the groom sat on the stage. Everyone was silent that's for sure. Suddenly the lights dimmed something was happening...we observed as the groom sat on the stage. Everyone was silent

Something was brewing, the doors closed. We were locked in, there was no going back now. The minister Something was brewing, the doors closed. We were locked in, there was no going back now. The minister

was chanting something. Knots were being tied, the doors, they opened and it was just my dad coming back for thirds. was chanting something. Knots were being tied, the doors, they opened and it was just my dad coming back for thirds.

Good job rolando, thanks for being a real party pooper! Good job rolando, thanks for being a real party pooper!

I guess those veggie cutlets were really screaming his name all the way from the lobby weren't they? I guess those veggie cutlets were really screaming his name all the way from the lobby weren't they?

Anyways

Anyways Once all this gymnastics is over and done with the bride finally walked in. She was dripping in gold and she looked amazing! Once all this gymnastics is over and done with the bride finally walked in. She was dripping in gold and she looked amazing!

Her and her Posse slowly made their way to where the groom was seated. Am I being overly descriptive here? Her and her Posse slowly made their way to where the groom was seated. Am I being overly descriptive here?

I think I'm getting a headache from my own verbose rhetoric. I need an aspirin. I think I'm getting a headache from my own verbose rhetoric. I need an aspirin.

It's at this point that I would like to direct your attention to the ceiling nipple lights. It's at this point that I would like to direct your attention to the ceiling nipple lights.

They really were eye catchy. They sparkled and glittered like the night sky. Really lighting up- Oh my god They really were eye catchy. They sparkled and glittered like the night sky. Really lighting up- Oh my god

there's a fire on the stage! Someone called the fire department! Actually, that was a false alarm there's a fire on the stage! Someone called the fire department! Actually, that was a false alarm

They didn't set the whole building on fire, so I think we're good. They didn't set the whole building on fire, so I think we're good.

And with that, the wedding ceremony was over. Upbeat Bollywood music started playing and immediately And with that, the wedding ceremony was over. Upbeat Bollywood music started playing and immediately

sweeping everyone into a happier mood. People were dancing and singing, we were having a blast. My dad sweeping everyone into a happier mood. People were dancing and singing, we were having a blast. My dad

especially. he was really getting into the groove of things. I mean, I have to get my graceful dancing from someone, right? especially. he was really getting into the groove of things. I mean, I have to get my graceful dancing from someone, right?

Oh, what's that? It's the sound of dinner being served of course. Again, Oh, what's that? It's the sound of dinner being served of course. Again,

They really knocked it out of the park with a variety here. There are foods of every color smell shape dimension They really knocked it out of the park with a variety here. There are foods of every color smell shape dimension

You name it, they had it. Again, I took a little bit of everything You name it, they had it. Again, I took a little bit of everything

I was ready to eat myself silly and let me tell you the food was amazing. I was ready to eat myself silly and let me tell you the food was amazing.

It was great and so much more flavorful than the acorn squash I usually eat and I was forcing it down It was great and so much more flavorful than the acorn squash I usually eat and I was forcing it down

AND AND

*s i g h*

*s i g h* This was when things fell completely apart. This was when things fell completely apart.

*b o o m* *b o o m*

(did you see the bird tho?)

(did you see the bird tho?) I had an allergic reaction. I had an allergic reaction.

Ok so listen here my dudes... this was entirely my fault. Ok so listen here my dudes... this was entirely my fault.

I got tough and thought I didn't need to ask the waitresses which foods had nuts Indian food is known to have peanuts I got tough and thought I didn't need to ask the waitresses which foods had nuts Indian food is known to have peanuts

So I was the one looking like a fool with my lips puffed up and my eyes swelled shut now was it worth it though? So I was the one looking like a fool with my lips puffed up and my eyes swelled shut now was it worth it though?

H o n e s t l y ,

Y E S. Y E S. the food was that good. The stomachache? not so much, but the flavor a 1! the food was that good. The stomachache? not so much, but the flavor a 1!

Obviously I was no condition to stay at the venue. So we quickly said goodbye to the newlyweds and home Obviously I was no condition to stay at the venue. So we quickly said goodbye to the newlyweds and home

We went where I basked in my pseudo lip injections. And that was it my dudes. That was a whole thing We went where I basked in my pseudo lip injections. And that was it my dudes. That was a whole thing

I hope you enjoyed today's video and I hope it tickled your pickle. Ewww... Stay funky I hope you enjoyed today's video and I hope it tickled your pickle. Ewww... Stay funky

Stay spunky and stay spicy and I'll see you in the next one, toodles! Stay spunky and stay spicy and I'll see you in the next one, toodles!