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<i>Gasp</i>
Soplido
Oh no!
¡Ay no!
<i>door slam</i>
Portazo
That is awful!
¡Esto es horrible!
I can't be-
No puede ser-
Gaby.
Gaby
Please sit down.
Siéntate por favor
Allison, we've talked about this; we're
Allison, hemos hablado de esto; nosotras
not turning the dining room into a gym.
No vamos a convertir el comedor a un gimnasio
I'm not trying to redecorate,
No estoy tratando de redecorar
I'm trying to create a safe space.
Estoy tratando de crear un espacio seguro
Now please.
Ahora por favor
<i>Groans</i>
Quejido
I'm sorry to inform you but,
Perdón por infórmate pero,
this is an intervention.
Esto es una intervención
No it's not. An intervention is a
No lo es. Un intervención es un
professionally directed education process
proceso educativo dirigido profesionalmente
resulting in face-to-face meeting
Y resulta en una reunión
between family and friends,
Entre familia y amigos,
and the person in trouble.
Y la persona con problemas
This?
¿Esto?
Is you, in a desk chair,
Es tu, en una silla,
in the middle of the living room.
En el medio del salón
Well, I thought about
Bueno, pensé en
inviting other people, but then
invitar a otra gente, pero después
I realized: "If you want to get something
Me di cuenta: “Si quieres conseguir algo
done right, you have to do it yourself."
Bien hecho, lo tienes que hacer tu misma.”
Ken Raskin, 1995.
Ken Raskin, 1995.
Your dad doesn't know anything
Tu papá no sabe nada
about interventions.
De intervenciones
MY dad on the other hand has had several-
MI papa, por otro lado, ha tenido muchos-
<i>Silence</i>
Silencio
Your dad what?
¿Tu papa que?
Sorry, there are these miners in China,
Perdón, hay estos mineros en China,
And they can't breathe while they're
Y no pueden respirar cuando ellos
sleeping so they have to stay awake 24/7.
Duermen entonces tienen que quedarse despiertos 24/7
That can't be true.
Esto no puede ser verdad
<i>Gasp</i>
Soplido
Four of them have to be fed through a tube
Cuatro de ellos tienen que ser alimentado a través de un tubo
Gimme your phone.
Dame tu teléfono
Relax, I'm not addicted to my phone.
Relájate, yo no soy adicta a mi teléfono
No,
No,
you're addicted to what's ON your phone.
Tu eres adicta a lo que esta en tu teléfono
Holy shit!
¡Mierda!
Three women from this exact neighborhood
Tres mujeres de este mismo barrio
have gone missing.
Han desaparecido
When?
¿Cuando?
1927, 1958, and 1985.
1927, 1958, 1985
I should look for them.
Debería buscarlas
Gaby, are you familiar with
¿Gaby, conoces la
porn addiction?
Adición a la pornografía?
Are you?
¿Y tu?
Yes.
Sí
I had to Google a lot to prepare
Tuve que Google mucho para preparar
for this intervention.
esta intervencion
What came up?
¿Qué salió?
Dick pics.
Fotos de penes
<i>sighs</i>
Suspiro
Toys. Anyway,
Juguetes. Bueno,
I think that what you're suffering from
Creo que estas sufriendo de
is a-
Es un-
Oh my GOD! This man in Iceland threatened
¡Ay Dios mío! Este hombre en Islandia amenazó
to kill this female blogger for dressing
con matar a una mujer bloguera por vestirse
like Harley Quinn without dyeing
como Harley Quinn sin teñir
her hair first.
su cabello primero.
Do you know the blogger?
¿Conoces la bloguera?
Not personally but
No personalmente, pero
I'm going to tweet at this guy
Voy a mandar un tweet a este hombre
till he deletes his account.
Hasta que borra su cuenta
Gaby! Put your phone down and step away
¡Gaby! ¡Pone tu teléfono abajo y aléjate
from the tragedy!
de esta tragedia!
I can't step away, Allison.
No me puedo alejar, Allison
One man, sent one malicious threat to
Un hombre, mando una amenaza malintencionada
one woman halfway across the world.
A una mujer al otro lado del mundo.
And that's awful, but
Es horrible, pero
it's not your problem.
No es tu problema
What are you going to tell me next? That I
¿Qué me vas a decir ahora? Que yo
shouldn't hold a vigil tonight for all the
no debería tener una vigilia esta noche para todos los
wild dogs lost in the Costa Rican flood?
Perros salvajes que se perdieron en la inundación en Costa Rica?
Dogs can swim!
¡Los perros pueden nadar!
Not all of them, Allison!
¡No todos Allison!
Ugh! I completely forgot to write an
¡Uf, me olvide completamente de escribir una
open letter to anyone who was involved in
carta pública a todos involucrados en
the Armenian Genocide!
el genocidio armenio!
Gimme your phone.
Dame tu teléfono
No!
¡No!
I need the sadness!
¡Necesito la tristeza!
And the sadness needs me!
¡Y la tristeza me necesita!
<i>silent realization</i>
Realización silenciosa
Oh no, I have a problem.
Ay no, tengo un problema
Where do you even find this stuff?
¿Adonde encuentras estas cosas?
Tragedyhub.com
CentroTragedia.com
I know it's been hard for you to go
Yo se que ha sido difícil para ti
cold turkey, so I thought I'd throw you
dejar esto de golpe,
a bone.
entonces pensé que te tiraría un hueso.
<i>inhales</i>
Inhalar
When I was in middle school, a boy on
Cuando yo estaba en secundaria, un niño en
the school bus called me "flatty", and
El transporte escolar me llamo “planita,” y
it had an impact on my self-confidence
Tuvo un impacte en mi inseguridad
that continues to this very day.
Que continúa hasta hoy día.
<i>Gaby shrugs</i>
Gaby encoge los hombros
Nothing?
¿Nada?
Doesn't really get me off in the same way
En realidad, no me hace nada
if I know the person in real life.
si conozco esta persona en la vida real.
<i>Allison is disgusted in you, Gaby</i>
Allison esta repulsada de ti, Gaby
You have a problem.
Tienes un problema.
Oh no! Subtitles by the Amara.org community
Subtítulos realizados por la comunidad de Amara.org
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