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Spanish (Latin America) Matias Ompre
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- Hey, how are you? - Hi, I'm fine.
- Hep ! Ça va ? - Salut, ça va bien.
I came for the tattoo. I scheduled it for today.
Je suis ici pour le tatouage. C'est prévu pour aujourd'hui.
- Orestes? - That's right.
- Orestes ? - C'est moi.
Did you think on what you want? Do you want to browse?
Que veux-tu faire ? Veux-tu jeter un oeil ?
We have some cool drawings here.
On a des cool dessins ici.
No. I brought the picture.
Non, j'ai pris la photo.
- This is Naldo the singer, right? - Yes, yes.
- C'est Naldo, n'est-ce pas ? - Si, si.
- Are you two related? - No.
- Êtes-vous apparentés ? - Non.
- Do you want to think about it? - No, I really like him.
- Tu ne veux pas y penser ? - Non, je l'aime beaucoup.
Orestes, I enjoy black and thick vibrators
Orestes, j'aime des godes gros et noirs
hitting and rubbing against my face.
frappant et frottant contre mon visage.
Am I getting a black and thick vibrator tattoo on my back?
Vais-je tatouer un gode gros et noir sur mon dos?
I'm not. Not everything we enjoy makes a good tattoo.
Non. Tout ce qu'on aime ne fait pas un bon tatouage.
I know, but in this case, it's a bit personal.
Je sais, mais dans ce cas c'est un peu personnel.
Herpes is something very personal to me,
L'herpès est très personnel pour moi,
but I don't go around showing off my herpes.
mais je n'exhibe pas mon herpès partout.
But it is quite common to get tattoos of idols, right?
Mais tatouer des idoles est une chose courante, non ?
Cancer is also common.
Le cancer est courant aussi.
rubella, dengue, hepatitis... They are all quite common.
Rubéole, dengue, hépatite sont très courantes.
I wanted to remember him forever.
Je voudrais me souvenir de lui pour toujours.
Then keep this picture.
Garde cette photo.
It's a good picture. He is in the picture.
Une bonne photo. Il est dans la photo.
- Do you have a suggestion? - Suicide.
- As-tu une suggestion? - Le suicide.
Suicide is good. It's my suggestion.
Le suicide est ma suggestion.
What if we get a "carpe diem" written in handwriting font?
Et si l'on faisait "carpe diem" en écriture ?
Is it cool?
Est-il cool ?
Was that cool?
Est-ce que cela a été cool ?
- No. - There you go.
- Non. - Alors, non.
The "carpe diem" was my second option.
Le "carpe diem" était ma deuxième option.
Prostitution was my second option and I'm not a whore,
La prostitution était mon option et je ne suis pas un gigolo.
I am a tattoo artist.
Je suis un tatoueur.
What about a tribal tattoo?
Et si l'on faisait un tribal ?
Tribal tattoos are more...
Un tatouage tribal est plus ...
But the shape could be my wife's name.
Mais la forme pourrait être le nom de ma femme.
Her name is Kellen.
Elle s'appelle Kellen.
I think it would be cool.
Je pense que ce serait cool.
We can do a huge one, with a razor on your belly.
Tu peux le faire avec un rasoir dans ta panse.
OK. Let's do it.
O.K. Faisons-le.
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