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Paulao? What happened, man?

Paulão? Qu'est ce que s'est passé, mec?

Nothing, I'm upset because Sheila and I had an argument.

Rien. Je suis juste un peu ennuyé parce que Sheila et moi, on a discuté.

Sheila went overboard, huh? I can see it...

Sheila était vraiment furieuse. Je peux le voir.

No. It has nothing to do with that.

Non, ça n'a rien à voir.

This was something else. I fell over the sink.

C'est une autre chose. Je suis tombé sur l'évier.

What sink, Paulao? I slipped on the wet floor, and bam! I fell over the sink.

-L'évier, Paulão? -Le sol était glissant ...

So that was the sink?

-J'ai frappé mon visage sur l'évier. -Ça, c'est à cause de l'évier, alors?

You are all bandaged up because of... The sink, man!

-Ton œil est comme ça parce que... -L'évier, mec.

Paulao. Paulao. You don't have to lie to me, man.

Paulão, il n'y a pas besoin de me mentir. Ne me dis rien.

I get it, you don't have to say anything. I know what is like. I'm gonna tell you what to do! You are sleeping at your mother's today.

Je connais ça. Tu dois dormir chez ta mère ce soir.

I'm gonna talk to Sheila. This won't happen again.

Je parlerai avec Sheila. Ça ne se passera plus.

This cannot happen, bro. Damn it!

Elle ne peut pas!

What happened, Cleber? Is everything okay?

-Qu'est-il arrivé? Ça va? -L'évier, c'est compliqué, hein?

-That sink is a little harsh, huh? -I told you so. You should put a sign on it. God dammit!

-Je t'avais prévenu. -Il faut interdire cet évier.

What about your arm? The arm wasn't because of the sink.

-Et ton bras? -C'était pas l'évier. J'ai glissé...

I slipped, fell over the sink and... And I just... Right?

frappé sur l'évier et essayé de courir...

I tripped backwards, and I rolled down the stairs.

et j'ai fini par rouler dans les escaliers.

-The stairs? -The stairs.

-Les escaliers? -Les escaliers.

There are no stairs, I live in a studio.

Je n'ai pas des escaliers, je vis dans un studio.

-Yes, there are. -No, there are not.

-Il y en a. -Il n'y en a pas.

If you look close, you'll see there are stairs. -Did you talk to Sheila? -I did. She's so lovely, right?

-Il y en a, avec un bon coup d'œil. -As-tu parlé avec Sheila?

What to say about Sheila? She's the nicest.

J'ai parlé avec Sheila. Elle est toute sympa, je n'ai rien à dire.

We had a good chat, we talked. It's not happening again.

Elle est très douce. Elle sait parler. On a parlé, je crois que rien se passera...

Cleber, you know what? I'm dealing with this fucking sink today!

Mec, je pense que je romprai avec cet évier de merde!

I'm gonna show this fucking sink who rules that fucking house!

Je montrerai à cet évier de merde qui est le leader dans cette maison!

How can a sink spoil the happiness of a couple?

Comment peut un évier détruire le bonheur d'un couple...

And our friendship! Look at you, man!

et la notre amitié? Regarde-toi!

It's the sink or me!

J'y vais!

Paulo?

I found the stairs.

J'ai trouvé les escaliers.

I woke up in the middle of the night, it was dark.

Je me suis réveillé pendant la nuit il était un peu obscur...

I'm a little nearsighted, I couldn't see the stairs, so I rolled them down.

Je suis un peu myope, je n'ai pas vu les escaliers...

I was a little dizzy, but got up to my feet

et j'ai roulé dans les escaliers. J'ai réussi à me lever ...

and went to hug Sheila 'cause I missed her.

et j'ai fait un calin à Sheila, elle me manquais tellement...

But the dog is little jealous, so he attacked me.

mais le chien est un peu jaloux il m'a attaqué...

So I tried to find my keys and go to the hospital.

donc j'ai essayé d'aller à l'hôpital...

But Sheila is so playful that she hid the keys.

J'ai cherché les clés, mais Sheila est blagueuse, elle les a caché.

I had to jump out the window, and that's how I beat my head.

J'ai dû sauter par la fenêtre, c'est quand je me suis cogné la tête...

"Sheila is so playful..."

Sheila est une blagueuse!

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