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(groovy music)
JBU presenta: "Cattiva Gaby"
(humming)
(Allison canticchia)
Allison: GET OUT! Man in pink shirt: Woah. Just chill, okay?
Allison: VATTENE! Ragazzo: Woah. Stai calma, okay?
A: Don't talk, just leave. Man: No... you don't understand who I am.
A: Non parlare, vattene e basta. Ragazzo: No… Non sai chi sono io.
A: I know EXACTLY who you are and that's why I want you out of here!
A: So PERFETTAMENTE chi sei, e questo è il motivo per cui ti voglio fuori di qui!
Gaby: Allison! What are you doing? A: Protecting you from Mr. O'Tool!
Gaby: Allison! Cosa stai facendo? A: Ti proteggo dal Signor O'Tool!
Man: It's actually O'Connor. A: I know your stupid name, O'Tool!
Ragazzo: In realtà è O'Connor. A: Conosco il tuo stupido nome, O'Tool!
G: <i>sighs</i> A: No, he's banned! I banned him! He's on the no-fly list! G: You- You can't--
G: <i>sospira</i> A: Lo caccio. L'ho cacciato.
A: I'm very surprised because I thought you never wanted to see his slimey, poorly red face ever again. G: We just thought it'd be best to clear
A: Sono solo sorpresa perché pensavo che non avresti mai più voluto rivedere la sua brutta faccia sporca.
he air now that he lives in LA, instead of having an awkward run-in.
G: Abbiamo solo pensato che sarebbe stato meglio chiarirci ora che vive a Los Angeles,
O'Connor: Honestly, I was just surprised when you reached out.
invece che incontrarci per caso per strada in modo imbarazzante. O'Connor: In verità, ero sopreso quando mi hai chiamato.
You kinda went psycho when we broke up.
Quando abbiamo rotto hai reagito da psicopatica.
G: I'm really sorry about that, I was totally crazy.
G: Mi spiace un sacco per quello, non ci stavo con la testa.
A: No you weren't. O'Tool led you on for years, encouraged you to move to LA,
A: No, non è vero. O'Tool ha fatto il carino per anni, ti ha incoraggiato a trasferirti a Los Angeles,
never followed, and then broke up with you over the phone. I would've been furious.
non ti ha mai raggiunta, e poi ti ha lasciata via telefono. Io mi sarei infuriata.
I <i>am</i> furious.
<i>Sono</i> infuriata.
G: She's really protective. O: Yeah, you've always had weird friends.
G: E' molto protettiva. O: Sì, hai sempre avuto amici strani.
G: You know, it's crazy to see you in the flesh instead of just on your private Instagram, you look exactly the same. O: Oh, you do too.
G: Sai, è assurdo vederti in carne e ossa invece che dal tuo profilo Instagram, sei uguale.
A: She had brown hair when you guys dated. O: Oh yeah. That's right.
O: Oh, anche tu. A: Aveva i capelli marroni quando stavate insieme. O: Oh, sì, è vero.
have you tried red? G: No, but I can!
Hai mai provato a farti rossa?
O: Don't. I hate red. G: Yeah, red's gross.
G: No, ma posso farlo! O: Non farlo. Odio il rosso.
A: Have you been following Gaby's career at all? it's going really well.
G: Sì, il rosso fa schifo. A: Hai seguito anche solo vagamente la sua carriera? Sta andando molto bene.
O: Oh yeah? Been writing lots of journals, and, like, articles and stuff?
O: Oh, sì? Stai scrivendo molti diari, e, tipo, articoli e altre cose?
G: Some. A: She's not a journalist anymore.
G: Un po'.
We're too busy being YouTube famous. O: Isn't anyone with a camera YouTube
A: Non è più una giornalista. Siamo troppo impegnate ad essere famose su YouTube. O: Non basta forse avere una telecamera
Famous? Bam bam bam! (mocking) I'm adorkable! I'm eating cereal and bullshit!
per essere famosi su YouTube? Bam bam bam! Sono adorabbbile! Mangio cereali e cazzate!
I mean, I'm jut too old for that shit. A: Yes, what <i>are</i> you, 35 and unemployed?
Cioè, sono troppo vecchio per queste cavolate. A: Sì, cos'è che <i>sei</i> tu, trentacinquenne e disoccupato?
G: What have <i>you</i> been up to? O: A bunch of cool stuff. You know, like, Playing music, and writing, and like, small business ventures.
G: Di cosa ti stai occupando, <i>tu</i>? O: Un sacco di roba figa. Sai, tipo, suonare, e scrivere, e tipo, piccoli affari, business.
G: That's so exciting! (phone buzzes)
G: E' fantastico!
O: Yeah. Umm... I gotta go. A: (mocking) Oh, no.
(il telefono vibra) O: Uhmm… Devo andare.
G: Wait! Really? Why? O: I gotta meet up with a friend.
A: Oh, no... G: Aspetta, sul serio? Perché?
A: It's too bad! See ya! G: But I haven't even given you a tour,
O: Devo vedermi con degli amici. A: Che peccato, okay, ciao!
Don't you wanna see my bedroom? O: Let me take a leak first.
G: Non ti ho neppure fatto vedere la casa, non vuoi vedere camera mia? O: (alza le spalle) Fammi fare pipì prima.
A: Gaby! G: Allison.
A: Gaby! G: Allison?
G: (shocked) O'Connor is in my house! A: Yes.
G: O'Connor è a casa mia?!
G: I invited him here?! A: Yes.
A: Sì. G: L'ho invitato io?
G: Why would I do that? I hate O'Connor. He's the worst thing that's ever happened
A: Sì. G: Perché mai lo farei; io lo odio, è stata la cosa peggiore che mi è capitata nella vita.
To me in my life. A: Correct.
A: Esatto.
G: He's mean, and he's manipulative, and he makes me feel like a worthless piece of human garbage, even though what has he ever done in his stupid life?
G: E' cattivo, manipolatore, e mi fa sentire come il peggior pezzo di spazzatura umana. E lui cos'è che ha mai fatto nella sua stupida vita?
A: Nothing! G: NOTHING! I have to get him out of here,
A: Nulla.
I have to get him out of my life, this can never ever happen again.
G: Nulla! Devo farlo uscire da qui, devo farlo uscire dalla mia vita! Questa cosa non deve mai più succedere.
A: (whispering) Don't worry.
A: Non preoccuparti.
A: I just need both of you to sign here. O: This is so dumb. We've never had a
Ora firmate entrambi qui. O: Questa cosa è una stupidaggine. Non abbiamo mai avuto problemi prima.
problem before. G: We ALWAYS had problems before, you're My emotional kryptonite, I'm fucking Superwoman without you!
G: Abbiamo SEMPRE avuto problemi prima, tu sei la mia criptonite emotiva, sono una stracavolo di superdonna senza di te!
A: Just sign here and you'll both have agreed to a joint restraining order, with financial repercussions. G: Perfect! Back to being awesome.
A: Firmate qui e avrete entrambi accettato di partecipare a un ordine restrittivo, con ripercussioni finanziarie. G: Perfetto! Ritorno alla favolosità.
O: Can I just say this-- A: Not unless you wanna pay Gaby 30,000$. (groovy music)
O: Posso solo dire che…? A: Non se non vuoi pagare a Gaby 30.000 $.
O: Don't you, like, want your parking pass back?
O: Non vuoi indietro, tipo, il tuo pass per il parcheggio?
G: I can't believe I contacted him. Do you think I'm pathetic now?
G: Non posso credere di averlo contattato.
A: Yes. And I've never felt closer to you. G: Okay-- oh-
Pensi ch'io sia patetica adesso? A: Sì. E non ti ho mai sentita così vicina.
A: Welcome to the darkness, Gaby!
G: Okay. A: Benvenuta nell'oscurità, Gaby!
(Groovy music) Subtitled by NogaTheUnicorn :)
Sottotitolato da eozisfine (ZRG)
Subtitles by the Amara.org community
Sottotitoli creati dalla comunità Amara.org
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