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He's interacting very well, he doesn't get in trouble in the lunch time,
...Y él interactúa muy bien, en el recreo da poco trabajo,
- he's very focused. - So you called us here for...?
- y se interesa mucho. - Entonces, ¿usted nos llamó para...?
Well... Clearly, you're doing his homework, sir.
Entonces... Señor, claramente, le está haciendo su tarea domiciliaria.
We asked for a 4-year-old to make a drawing
Le pedimos a un niño de 4 años que hiciera un dibujo
about his trip to the zoo, and this is what we got.
de como había sido su visita al zoológico y trajo esto.
- But that doesn't mean I did it. - You're clearly doing his homework.
- Pero no significa que yo lo hice. - Claramente, le está haciendo su tarea.
Not that I care about the students, but this can interfere with his motor skills in the future!
No me importa por los otros alumnos, pero perjudicará su coordinación motora.
You don't have evidence that says I did this.
Queda claro que no tiene pruebas de que yo hice eso.
I'm working here for the past 20 years, and I've never seen this, it's surreal!
Trabajo hace 20 años en la escuela y nunca vi esto, ¡es surreal!
- Surrealism. - You leave me no choice but to reprove your son.
Surrealismo. Mire, no tengo opción, tendré que reprobar a su hijo.
- No, but Little Dalí... - Just a minute, my dear...
- No, Dalicito... - Un minuto, querida...
Are you saying my son's drawing is not good?
¿Insinúa que el dibujo de mi hijo no es bueno?
That's not the point, I'm not talking about quality...
No es la cuestión, no hablo de la calidad...
Of course it's not a matter of quality, the boy uses fantasy in reality, he...
Claro que no es cuestión de calidad, él utiliza la fantasía en la realidad...
He throws the automatism against the domain of the consciousness!
¡Él nos arroja en la cara el automatismo contra el dominio de la consciencia!
- He's a genius! - And he makes his own bed!
- ¡Es un genio! - ¡Y se hace la cama solo! ¡Oh!
- It has your signature, Dalí! - Don't be ridiculous, we have the same last name!
- Tiene su firma, Dalí. - Qué ridículo, tenemos el mismo apellido.
- He's 4 years old, he can't write! - I taught him!
- Tiene 4 años, ¡no sabe escribir! - Yo le enseñé.
- Dalí, it has your features! - Another proof that he's my son, it's in the blood!
- Dalí, tiene su mismo trazo. - Prueba de que es mi hijo, ¡está en la sangre!
- He's not adopted? - No, he's mine. Biological.
- ¿Él no es adoptado? - No, es mío. Biológico.
- But he's black. - My wife sunbathes a lot.
- No, es de él, es de él... - Pero él es negro. Mi mujer toma mucho sol...
Lot of sun. I sunbathed a lot when I was pregnant,
¡Mucho sol! En el embarazo yo tomaba mucho sol,
you know how children are, they imitate their mothers.
ya sabe como son los niños, copian a la madre, cosas de niños.
- But a sunbathe is not hereditary. - But the features are.
- Tomar sol no es hereditario. - Pero los trazos sí.
- Yes, the features are, but it doesn't mean... - Another proof that he's my son!
- Los trazos sí, pero no significa... - ¡Otra prueba de que es mi hijo!
- My features! Some people said he wasn't my son... - Rumors!
¡Mis trazos! Hay gente diciendo que no es mi hijo...
- Rumors! - Your mother will stop nagging now! - Finally, mother is... - She used to say...
- ¡Rumores! - Rumores... - Tu madre dejará de molestar. - Finalmente, mamá...
My features! He has my features! Face features, painting features!
- Ella hablaba... - ¡Mis trazos! ¡Él tiene mis trazos! ¡Mis trazos, mis trazos! Jajaja...
Right...
Tá...
- Can we leave? - No. Since you are here, I'd like
- ¿Podemos irnos? - No. Quiero aprovechar que están aquí
- to talk about your other son... - Other son?
- para hablar de su otro hijo... - ¿Otro hijo?
Rafael Miró... Miro... Might be mistaken!
Rafael Miró... Mirooaa... Mira que no, me equivoqué.
I got confused, sorry! A lot of students, they end up becoming numbers for me.
¡Me equivoqué, disculpen! Son muchos alumnos, se vuelven un número y me confundo.
- Children are numbers, right! - There's no other children. No other.
- Los niños son un número... - No hay otro hijo. No hay otro.
Can you call Picasso for me on the way out?
¿A la salida pueden llamarme a Picasso?
- Pikachu that... Matisse... - Worked with those writers...
- A Picachu que... Matisse... - Trabajaba con gente de las letras...
- Paulo Coelho! - That's cool.
- ¡Paulo Coelho! - ¡Ese es tranquilo!
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