DETETIVE Barbixas English Spanish

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- So, did you get it? - Your suspicions were correct.

- Entonces, ¿lo tienes? - Tus sospechas eran correctas.

It seems your wife is in a serious relationship with this man.

Su mujer tiene una relación seria con este hombre.

At 2:35 PM she arrives at Coffee.

A las 14:35 llega al Café.

She sits down, at 2:29 PM she calls the waiter and asks for coffee with milk. A lot of milk.

Se sienta. 14:29 llama al mozo, pide un café con leche. Mucha leche.

Ate 2:38 PM she gets shy. At 2:39 PM she puts her hands in front of the camera.

A las 14:38 se pone tímida. 14:39 pone una mano en la cámara.

And she takes a picture with her lover.

Y se toma una foto con su amante.

They get married at 2:35 PM, April 26.

Ellos se casan a las 14:35 del día 26 de abril.

- When did this happen? - This week.

- ¿Cuándo sucedió? - Esta semana.

They travelled. They went to Rome, Paris, they had a cute daughter.

Viajaron. Fueron a Roma, París, tuvieron una hija preciosa.

- This is my daughter! - By the way, we must talk about this.

- ¡Esa es mi hija! - También debemos hablar de eso.

Listen, I don't want you near my daughter!

¡Te quiero lejos de mi hija!

- And I want you to stop educating my daughter! - My daughter!

- Y yo que dejes de educar a mi hija. - ¡Mi hija!

You enrolled her in a catholic school!

La inscribiste en una escuela católica...

I studied in a catholic school and she will study in a catholic school!

¡Estudié en una escuela católica y ella estudiará en una escuela católica!

That explains why you two broke up.

Eso explica porque se separaron.

- We didn't break up, I was with her right now. - Really? So what does this mean?

- No nos separamos, recién estaba con ella. - ¿No se separaron? ¿Y qué es esto?

- "Divorce" - I didn't sign this!

- "Divorcio". - Yo no firmé eso.

This picture says something else.

No es lo que dice esta foto.

- 6:31 PM, you sign the divorce papers. - When did this happen?

- 18:31, firmas los papeles del divorcio. - ¿Cuándo pasó?

- This week. - This is impossible!

- Esta semana. - Es imposible.

I could debate with you, but dead people don't have good arguments.

Discutiría contigo, pero los muertos no tienen buenos argumentos.

- Who's dead in here? - You are.

- ¿Quién está muerto? - Tú.

6:33 PM, my office, poisoning suspicion.

18:33, en mi escritorio, sospecha de envenenamiento.

- That's horrible! - That's what I thought.

- ¡Qué horror! - También lo creo.

- When did this happen? - This week.

- ¿Cuándo pasó? - Esta semana.

- Who did this? - I can investigate it, but it would cost you a little extra.

¿Quién lo hizo? Yo lo puedo investigar, pero seguramente tendrá un costo extra.

Want some coffee?

¿Quieres un café? ¿Un cafecito?

No, no, he didn't complain.

No, no se quejó de nada.

I showed him the pictures, he loved them.

Le mostré las fotos, le encantaron.

I forgot to show the ones from Greece. I can't believe it.

Me olvidé de mostrarle las de Grecia. No lo creo...

WATCH SKETCHES 2ND SEASON

VER 2ª TEMPORADA DE SKETCHS

WATCH SKETCHES 1ST SEASON / IMPROVÁVEL POLITICAL CAMPAIGN / EM BREVES

VER 1ª TEMPORADA DE SKETCHS / IMPROVÁVEL CAMPAÑA POLÍTICA / EN BREVE

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