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James, we've been here for 1 hour.
Y sí, James… Hace una hora que estamos aquí, ¿no?
I haven't heard you sing or say anything.
Y no te escuché hablar, cantar ni hacer nada para nosotros.
I need your info. I want you to speak. Will you speak or not? He won't speak.
Ando precisando información tuya. Quiero verte cantar. ¿Vas a hablar o no?
It's so bad it happens to friendships.
No va a hablar. Es una pena, ¿no? Una pena que entre amigos suceda esto…
-Careful not to hurt your hand. -Son of a bitch!
Cuidado para no lastimarte la mano. Hijo de puta…
-Let's wash his face. -Too much makeup. Go.
- Vamos a lavarle el moretón. - Tiene mucha maquillaje.
Bring him back.
Lo voy a sacar.
Speak now.
Habla ahora.
Refreshed.
Me refrescó.
It's Omega.
El otro...
Dears, I was tortured 2 weeks ago by the Russian mafia,
Queridos… me torturaron hace dos semanas los de la mafia rusa.
the torturer gave up.
Y el torturador pidió tiempo.
Will I speak 'cause of a bug racket zapper?
¿Se creen que con una raqueta de matar mosquitos
-60,000 volts. -It seems I had an espresso.
yo voy a decirles algo? - Son 60 mil volts. - Parecía un café expreso.
It seems you are electrified, James.
No, lo que parece es que estás bien electrizado.
You need more concrete data.
Creo que necesitas datos más concretos.
Are there important people in your life?
¿Hay gente importante en tu vida, James?
Laughing? Maybe you remember. Pipo, get in, Pipo.
¿Te estás riendo? Tal vez te acuerdes de esta persona. Pipo. Puedes entrar, Pipo.
Remember Pipo?
¿Te acuerdas de Pipo? Creo que lo conoces por Pierre.
You know him as Pierre, little cousin from the farm.
Tu primo, de la infancia, allá en el campo.
-Pierre. -Remember me, cousin?
- Pierre… - ¿Te acuerdas de mí, primo?
-Vaguely. -But will.
- Vagamente me acuerdo. - Se va a acordar.
-Wanna tell us a story, Pipo? -Cold night at the farm,
¿Quieres contarnos algo, Pipo? Una noche fría, en la granja, estábamos en el campito…
-we behind the field... -Blonde, speaks Mandarin,
¡Es rubia, habla mandarín, y tiene un corazón
and she has the heart as a fridge magnet. Done.
de imán de heladera! ¡Listo, ya lo dije!
-Marcia? -Yes, Marcia. -It's Marcia! -I knew it.
- ¿Marcia? - ¡Sí, es Marcia!
-I thought it was me. -Every Secret Santa, same thing.
¡Muy bien! Por Dios, ya pensaba que solo yo no lo sabía… Por favor, James, toda vez es eso.
You take this spy thing too seriously.
Te lo tomas muy en serio. Ser espía, guardar secretos…
-Spy is your job. This is family. -Beautiful!
Ese es tu trabajo, pero esto es en familia. ¡Qué lindo!
Not too tall, but not too short.
No es muy alto, pero no es muy bajo.
Skinny, but a little fat.
Es delgado, pero un poco gordito…
A fun person. He likes, or she likes,
Y es una persona muy divertida, a él le gusta…
it can be a man or a woman...
A él o ella, porque puede ser hombre o mujer,
Likes wearing blue. When I was 13 years old, this person cut my Barbie's hair.
le gusta mucho usar azul y cuando tenía 13 años esa persona le cortó el pelo a mi Barbie…
When I was 9, we traveled to Paraty,
Y cuando tenía nueve, hicimos un viaje a Paraty.
and this person did something cool.
Y esa persona también hizo una cosa muy buena…
-Ouch. -Speak.
¡Dilo, carajo!
It's Pipo. It's Pipo.
¡El pie! ¡El pie!
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