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О! Ласерда, Lacerda!
Oh! Lacerda, Lacerda!
Lacerda!
LACERDA!
Проснитесь!
Wake up!
Что ты делаешь?
What are you doing?
Я разбудил его.
I'm waking him up.
Давайте спать лицом.
Let him sleep.
Но мы находимся в рабочей среде, Силе
But we're working, Silas
Совершенно верно! Так что парень делает меньше дерьма.
Exactly! This way he does less shit.
Что?!
What?!
Это новая политика компании, не так ли? Или спит или падает.
It is the new policy of the company, didn't you know? Either you sleep or get down.
Но он слюни бля!
But he's drooling, damn it!
Это слюни, но не беспокоить его секретарь.
He's drooling but he's not harassing our secretary.
Не посылать электронную почту полный плохой Португальский
He's not sending e-mails full of bad Portuguese.
Не хватает отчет, вы не делаете коллега сплетни
He's not making mistakes, he's not gossiping.
Ничего не делать то, а?
Not doing anything then, huh?
Ничего? (Um)
Nothing? (hm)
Если здесь все в этой компании занимает треть "ничего", что здесь был новый Facebook.
If everyone here in this company did a third of "nothing" this would be the new Facebook.
Ну, где финансовый Маурисио?
Hey, where's Mauricio from Finances?
способствовало
Got promoted.
Черт! Повышен? Парень, похоже, не две недели.
What?! Promoted? He hasn't shown up in weeks!
Так что это был повышен
That's why he got promoted.
Да распутная, Сайлас?
Are you shiting me, Silas?
Представьте себе, сколько неправильный счет, что этот парень не делал
Imagine how many wrong calculations this guy did not do.
Как numerosinho он не ошибетесь, почему не пришел
How many numbers he didn't mistype because he wasn't here.
Не говоря уже деньги, которые он спас для нас, потому что он не был здесь делает слякоть
Not to mention the money he saved for us because he was not here making slush.
То есть, этот парень не бездельничают, а не брат
So, this guy does not mess around, brother
Будет президентом этой траха
He will be the president of this shit.
... Может ли позволить вам поговорить с ним
...I'll talk to him
Lacerda?
Lacerda?
Ласерда, то Bovespa упал. Вы делаете что?
Lacerda, the Bovespa fell. What do we do?
Эй, Марли, листья, как хорошо.
Hey, Marli, leave it the way it is.
Genius!
Genius!
Нет Fode, Сайлас
Don't fuck with me, Silas
Lacerda не трахать жизнь и даже спать на работе
Lacerda does nothing of his life and even sleeps at work.
Это парень, который нуждается, как Бразилия
It's a guy like that Brazil needs.
Этот парень должен был быть в Бразилиа, спать людьми
This guy had to be in Brasilia, sleeping for the people.
Что лапа хвост, да, Alicinha!
What a great ass, huh, Alicinha!
Сон, Ласерда.
Get back to sleep, Lacerda!
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