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Everyone else left the party
כל האחרים עזבו את המסיבה
but she stayed behind.
אבל היא נשארה מאחור.
And that's how you got the bite marks
וכך קיבלת את סימני הנשיכה על הצוואר שלך?
on your neck? Not exactly, but Sara also stay-
לא בדיוק, אבל שרה גם נשארה-
Oh, it's my parents
הו, זה ההורים שלי
I'm telling a fivesome story!
אני מספרת סיפור חמשאדיר!
Five? I only counted four!
חמש? ספרתי רק ארבע!
Let it go to voicemail.
תני לזה להגיע לתא קולי
You are too dependent on your parents.
את מסתמכת מידי על ההורים שלך.
But if I don't answer it
אם אני לא אענה הם יהיו הרוסים!
they will be devastated! No, they'll be happy that you're depending
לא, הם יהיו שמחים שאת מסתמכת
on yourself and your friends.
על עצמך ועל החברים שלך.
Let me just text them to make sure it wasn't an emergency.
תני לי רק לסמס להם לוודות שזה לא היה מקרה חירום
Fine! I'll be parent free like it's 1941
בסדר! אני אהיה חופשיה מהורים כמו ב1941
and we were separated into different
והיינו מופרדים למחנות שונים!
camps! This will not be your Holocaust.
זה לא יהיה השואה שלך.
Okay.
אוקיי.
I got you this.
הבאתי לך את זה.
Thank you?
תודה?
Just make sure you're done by Tuesday
פשוט תוודאי שאת מסיימת עד שלישי
That's when my mom and I normally
זה מתי שלי ולאמא שלי בדרך כלל יש מועדון ספרים.
have book group. What?! This is four thousand pages!
מה?! זה 4,000 עמודים!
You're gonna have a lot to talk about!
יהיה לך הרבה על מה לדבר!
Wanna go for a walk?
רוצה ללכת לסיבוב?
No.
לא.
You have one commercial break!
יש לך הפסקת פרסומות אחת!
I can't find it!
אני לא יכולה למצוא את זה!
Well how many levels are there in the
כמה קומות יש בחניון?
parking garage?
אני לא יודעת! מה אני הולכת לעשות?!
I don't know! What am I going to do?!
אני לא יודעת איפה המכונית שלך,
I don't know where your car is, Allison
אליסון, אני לא שם.
I'm not there.
יש כל כך הרבה קומות!
There's so many levels!
בהתחלה חשבתי שלא יכולתי לישון בגלל
First I thought I couldn't sleep because I haven't accomplished any things I set out to do
שלא השגתי שום דבר שהתכוונתי להשיג
But then, I realized I was just crazy hot!
אבל אז הבנתי שפשוט ממש חם לי!
I think I should see a doctor.
אני חושבת שכדאי שאני אראה רופא.
How often do you call your parents in one day?!
באיזו דחיפות את מתקשרת להורים שלך ביום אחד?!
Depends on the day..
תלוי באיזה יום..
So then she started yelling because
אז, אז היא התחילה לצעוק
apparently I was cutting into her me time
כי מסתבר שנכנסתי לזמן העצמי שלה
and she didn't have any brain power
ולא היה לה שום כוח מוחי
to put up with my every emotional whim.
בשביל להתמודד עם כל גחמה ריגשית שלי.
And that's been the last 24 hours.
וזה היה לפחות ה24 שעות האחרונות.
What's going on with you guys?
מה קורה איתכם?
Aw, I miss you too.
הו, אני מתגעגעת אליכם גם.
Gaby, they wanna talk to you.
גבי, הם רוצים לדבר איתך.
Hey, Ken.
היי, קן.
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